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{FUNNY} Labor Day Jokes Humor 2019 – Laugh You Ass Off

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Happy Labor Day Jokes Humor: Any festival with out Fun and laugh is totally waste. And, I am sure you must be searching for some jokes for Labor day. Labor day is celebration to respect the hard work and dedication citizen of United states of America gave for the nation building. To showcase the efforts of Employees and co- workers we are presenting some labor day quips with really Humors funny labor day quotes and labor day sayings.

Labor Day Jokes

Labor Day Jokes Humor

You will Laugh you ass off after reading these  Funny labor day one liners which  with damm cool Happy labour day funny pictures which you can easily send on Facebook and whatsapp. Even you can post these Cool Labor Day Jokes labor day pictures on Instagram. If you are a twitter addict these these funny tweets about labor day are only for you. you can tweet, re tweet and give full love and enjoy the moment.

  • Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  • Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labour Day?’
  • Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  • One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  • If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
  • If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  • “It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
  • I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor”
  • If today is labor day, how many babies were born?
  • My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.

People mainly relax and go for holiday on this weekend as this is a long labor day weekend. The Monday of Labor day stretch the weekend and make the holiday a fun weekend. Peoples even go for parties and Music concert for this worker day festival.

  • Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
  • Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day weekend!
  • Jokes about not working on Labor Day? Still not funny.
  • If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  • What do you usually do on Labour Day?
    As little as possible, just like every day!
  • If there’s so much labor-saving machinery, why don’t I have more free time?
  • Father:  Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
    Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No Labor Day?’
  • Is it Labor Day or Christmas?
  • ✓ BBQ
    ✓ Good Friends
    ✓ No Work
    Life is good on Labor Day!

You can send these labor day humorous quotes to your clients, Worker and employee these Labor Day Jokes on Labor day will make there day very happy and it will increase the relation between you and your employees.

  • Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
  • After that, I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business.
  • I manufactured calendars, but my days were numbered.
  • I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing.
  • I took a job as an upholsterer, but I never recovered.
  • I tried working in a car muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
  • I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
  • Then I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude.
  • I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job.
  • I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn’t stick with it.
  • I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung.
  • I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain.
  • I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way.

Happy Labor Day Jokes Humor for Workers

  • I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
  • I became a personal trainer in a gym, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  • I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it.
  • Next I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting, so they discharged me.
  • I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class.
  • I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field.
  • I took a job as an elevator operator. The job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft.
  • I sold origami, but the business folded.
  • I took a job at UPS, but I couldn’t express myself.
  • I tried being a fireman, but I suffered burnout.
  • I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
  • I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income.
  • I next worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  • I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
  • So I’ve retired, and I find I’m a perfect fit for this job!

A funny Girl with showing gesture of Loser, L for loser and L for Labor. it is really very funny to see this. am sure you also like these.

Good Labor Day Quotes Happy Labor Day Quotes 

Good Labor Day Quotes Happy Labor Day Quotes 

  • “If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.” -Abraham Lincoln
  • I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
  • “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius
  • “A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.” – Albert Einstein
  • “There is no substitute for hard work.” – Thomas Edison
  • “I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living.” – John D. Rockefeller

Kids enjoying on the special festival and having fun and humor.

Hello Friends ! Wish you Happy Labor Day 2019. Enjoy Labor Day Weekend by sharing quotes and messages. Every one sharing cool funny quotes on labor day so we made best labor day 2019 funny quotes collection .
you can share this funny labor day quotes on Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram and other social sites. you can also share with your family to make them laugh on the labor day. recently we share some other labor day quotes and pictures on our site you can also checkout that too. The labor day sale will be one 7th September 2019 because it’s labor day 2019 for USA. here we made this list of Funny Quotes if only for Labor Day USA .

Labor Day Funny Quotes 2019

Find out Below Best Funny Quotes for Labor Day 2019. Download Free just go to quote and “right click on quote” choose “Save as a Image ” Option and Download it into your mobile or PC.

These are the best funny labor day quotes 2019. you can share this labor day 2019 quotes with your friends and family and wish theme Labor Day 2019. wish you happy labor day 2019.

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