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Top 70+ Happy 4th Of July Jokes, Funny Quotes, Memes 2019

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“The Fourth” or “Fourth Of July” or “4th Of July” is the Independence Day Of USA after the revolutionary struggle opposing the Britishers and here we have written the best fourth of July , happy fourth of July jokes and one-liners for us to add a tag of smile on our face on this Fourth of July Independence day we have written these fourth of July jokes just for fun not to hurt or criticize anyone please do co-operate and offenses are regretted… enjoy the 4th of July jokes.

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4th Of July Jokes

4th Of July Jokes

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  • What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
    Benedick Arnold!
  • What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
  • “I gotta get a softer saddle!”
    What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
    The Boston Flea Party!
  • What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
    The Americans licked the British!
  • Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
    Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
  • Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
    To get to the other tide!
  • What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
    A Hessian procession!
  • What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
    Yankee Poodle!
  • Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
    Yeah, it cracked me up!
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  • What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
    The Fodder of Our Country!
    What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
    A revolutionary warthog!
  • What did one flag say to the other flag?
    Nothing. It just waved!
  • What’s red, white, black and blue?
    Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
  • Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
    At the shopping mall!
  • What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
    Liberty!
  • What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
    The infantry!
  • Which colonists told the most jokes?
    Pennsylvanians!
  • What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
    Mt. Vermin!
  • What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
    Revo-lotion!
  • What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
    George Washingtongue!

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#Jokes
  • Who is a dogs favourite Founding Father?
    Bone Franklin!
  • What would you get if you crossed Jon with the English king in 1776?
    King George the Nerd!
  • What dance was very popular in 1776?
    Indepen-dance!
  • Which one of Washington’s officers had the best sense of humour?
    Laughayette!
  • What is a hungry boys favourite picnic event?
    The snack race!
  • “How was the food at the Fourth of July picnic?
  • “The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!”
    What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?
  • “Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!”
  • Teacher: “Why did Washington chop down the cherry tree with his hatchet?”
    Student: “Because his mom wouldn’t let him play with the chain saw!”
  • Teacher: “The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. True or false?”
    Student: “False! It was written in ink!”
  • Why did Washington win the battle of Trenton?
    Because the enemy soldiers were Hessian around!
  • What would you get if you crossed a monster with one of Washington’s officers?
    Baron von Steupid!
  • What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?
    Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
  • What march would you play at a jungle parade?
    “Tarzan Stripes Forever”!
  • What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?
    A bigger target.
  • Why did the British soldiers wear red coats?
    So they could hide in the tomatoes.
  • Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
    Because they’re both cracked!
  • Teacher: “Who wrote `Oh say, can you see?”‘
    Student: “An eye doctor?”
  • How is a healthy person like the United States?
    They both have good constitutions!
  • What would you get if you crossed Patrick Henry with a hungry boy?
    A patriot who says, “Give me lasagne or give me death!”
  • What has feathers, webbed feet, and certain inalienable rights?
    The Ducklaration of Independence!

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#Jokes
  • Why did the duck say “Bang!”?
    Because he was a firequacker!
  • What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?
    Paw Revere.
  • What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
    The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
  • What was Thomas Jefferson’s favourite dessert?
    Monti jello!
  • Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
    Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”
  • What did King George think of the American colonists?
    He thought they were revolting!
  • Why were the early American settlers like ants?
    Because they lived in colonies.
  • What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?
    John Hamcock!
  • What did George Washington say to his army at Valley Forge?
    “Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up!”
  • What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
    A bald beagle!
  • What would you get if you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?
    A powdered wigwam!
  • What’s red, white, blue, and green?
    A patriotic pickle!
  • What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
    “Keep in torch!”

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#Jokes
  • What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
    The Liberty Bellhop!
  • What ghost haunted King George III?
    The spirit of ’76!
  • Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
    He was a Yankee doodler!
  • What would you get if you crossed a monster with Yankee Doodle?
    Yankee Doofus!
  • What’s red, white, blue and green?
    A seasick Uncle Sam!
  • Justin: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
    Gerald: Why?
    Justin: Because she can’t sit down.
  • Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.
  • Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
    Josh: No.
    Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.
  • A book never written: “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
  • Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
    Moe: Is he all right now?
    Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.
  • Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
    Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”
  • A book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.
  • Harry: What do you call an American drawing?
    John: What?
    Harry: Yankee doodle!
  • Alvin: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans.
    Alex: Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?

Best Happy 4th Of July Jokes 2019

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#Jokes
  • A book never written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard.
  • Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.
    Caleb: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!
  • Pedro: What was the patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
    Ordep: I don’t know. What?
    Pedro: Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  • Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
    Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
  • Robert: What’s red, white and blue?
    Bradley: Our flag, of course.
    Robert: And a sad candy cane!
  • A book never written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
  • Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?
    Johnny: “Play ball”?
    Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
    John: I don’t know.
    Robert: Tea-shirts.
  • Fred: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?
    Joe: This one is a toughy.
    Fred: Aretha Franklin!
    A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks.

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